I'd compare the desperation of not wanting to finish my University assignment to the desperation of not wanting to go for a wax. I was thinking, would I rather have a wax or finish the assignment.. and voila. I hate the thought of both. Therefore my assignment is as painful (or anticipated to be as painful) as a wax. Except, in 24 hours I will have handed in an assignment, and my legs will still be hairy. Fact.
Boo hoo. Poor University undergraduate doesn't want to write her report. She can't comprehend the figures and research into a coherent document to be handed in tomorrow. She can't justify £20,000 worth of debt. She can't pick up the motivation to push herself to her hardest and attain a 1st class degree (and that hurts).
She, is a fool. It's sad, but true. But if the report was due on FRIDAY then I'm sure she'd finish it all perfectly.... yeah
3rd person, interesting.
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Sometimes we need stress to work our ass off..
True! I just wish I got stressed earlier on. I need to trick myself into believing deadlines are earlier than they are. I'm too lazy!
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