Stuck in the house, becoming a nosey neighbour..

My name is not Michael Paine, but I am a nosey neighbour.

Finally, all 3 emergency services have been called to our "friends" next door. (Re: plenty of fire department visits when they set fire to anything outside their house, and the police every other week). I came downstairs starrrrving for pizza leftovers, adorning my spongebob 2 piece to find an ambulance outside. I thought maybe the mysterious mother/(less likely to be a wife) girlfriend may have been assaulted or maybe the "family" had some sort of drug related accident (don't hate me for stereotyping a bit.. there are plenty of clues). But no. A young man about my age came out of the house after being coaxed by two rather bored looking ambulance men (they must have been here before). He was pressing a tea towel to his crown rather sheepishly. Plonker.

I just checked my Orange bill. OUCH fucking OUCH OUCH. £81!? My calls to my parents who live in America, whilst I was IN America too, cost me £46! Strangely Barclays charged me £10 for going £50 over my overdraft limit, but then gave it back 9 days later... even when I was still over my limit. Do Barclays pity me? Haha I hope so.